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The crazy old Texan Vietnam vet we gave an MRI to today asked if we could put in a porn for him to watch during the scan. To which I responded "no sir we need minimal movement from you for optimal results". He said "Don't worry son, I haven't had my blue thunder today yet."
by fjordy December 20, 2005
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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The act of making sweet, sweet love to a dolphin's blowhole.
"Man, I was once a lonely fisherman, floating on the seven seas in solitary gloom. Then I discovered Blue Thunder! Never before has my tackle seen such fare!"
by Murfatron/Phil/Kyle/Paul. June 06, 2006
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A term used in the NYS Prison system for hand rolled cigarette made from the butt ends of older cigarettes and then wrapped in the blue outer wrapping that the individual toilet paper rolls come in. The term derives from the harshness of the tobacco and the limited smokability of the improvised rolling papers causing thunderous coughing. Mostly limited ti reception where many have not been able to buy commissary or receive outside packages yet.
Man, that Blue Thunder is ripping my lungs up!
by exjailbird August 04, 2020
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A double headed dildo that has become an iconic figure on the Bulldawgs bench every week.
Dan wasnt having a good day at the plate until he licked blue thunder and got a taste of the good ol' days.
by mikereeno October 16, 2011
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(n)Blue thunder means 'Fuck off'. Shortened version of the well known phrase "Blue thunder, Fuck off!"
Sam: "Jack are you still working at Crows nest?"
Jack: "Blue thunder, fuck off!"
by UKJuggalizzo October 10, 2005
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