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States full of people who voted for John Kerry in the last election. Unfortunatly we were forced to vote for Kerry because the Democratic party are big pussies and wont give us a decent candidate and everybody in the nation is too scared to vote for an independent candidate. I decided to list a definition for blue state after reading another definition where some ass listed a bunch of reasons blue states suck. After reading said list i said out loud "Damn its good to be a blue state."

All in all "South Park" was right: we had to choose between a douche and a shit sandwhich.
Eventhough I live in a Blue State I'm still surrounded by red neck assholes who just don't get it!
by The Dark Lord of Bass October 10, 2005
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A state that has recently gone democratic; see bicoastal; opposite of red state.
In the blue states, the bobos like Howard Dean, but he'll never carry the red states.
by Cornholio October 30, 2003
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The following states: Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Maryland, Pennsylvania (barely), Michigan, Illinois (thanks to Chicago), Wisconsin, Minnesota, California, Oregon, Washington, and Hawaii. Though not a state, the District of Columbia (Washington, DC) is also EXTREMELY and densely Blue: 90% of the more than 500,000 people there voted for John Kerry! That's even more than the New York City area!
Also, what The Midwestrn Soldier said is very, very true. Most of the people who voted Democrat do accurately fit the descriptions he listed.
Homosexuals, lesbians, art fags, emo types, hippies, ain't that the truth! Hey, The Midwestrn Soldier; it's nice to see other Republicans on this site.
by NKU Student March 29, 2005
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Terrible,evil states with their heads up their ass.I should know,I live in one and I used to be a proud liberal but I've watched them and they destroy all that is good.
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blue states are full of:
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criminals
drug addicts
porn
whores
illegal immigrants
gang bangers
terribly ran schools
high rate of car theft
high crime rates in general
sex crimes (including by the liberal politicians)
child molesters running free
robbery
burglary
home invasion robbery
terrible record on the environment
hippies/
COLLEGE STUDENTS/
protesters
strip clubs
public nudity
public defecation
wealthy elitist liberal snobs
peole who hang out a Starbucks and bitch about Wal Mart
rapists
racists (liberals,same thing)
polluters
junkies
and most of all CORRUPT POLITICIANS and extreme taxation to the point where it fuckin kills you
Blue States suck balls!
crime is rampant,politicians are very corrupt and rights are dwindling at a frightening rate,the environment is all polluted,criminals go free and good people who obey the law get locked up,its' bad,it's very bad,it's wrong,it's evil,this shouldn't be happening in America.
by proud ex-Democrat,,, October 10, 2005
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1. A state filled with people under the mistaken perception that AL Gore would have been a good president. 2. To Loose. 3. The mood of a resident of a loosing state after a properly conducted nationwide election. 4. Home to a buncha, winey, cheese lovin' Francofiles who can't wait for the USA to become subserviant to any other nation. Like Lithuania. Fuckin pussies.
1. The internet is a most facinating invention so we in this blue state use it.
2. I got a blue state on my scratch-off lottery ticket.
3. After that election, bubba found himself in a truly blue state; so he went off and fucked a Hollywood starlet. (Blue state, ain't all bad...)
4.Gerrard took his time choosing where to live. He wanted to be certain his actions would be controlled by some foriegn power, so he moved to a blue state where there were fewer people with backbone to whoop his puss-ass.
by BeeJiggity December 21, 2004
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Includes the entire West Coast and Hawaii; consists of the entire Northeast and Mid-Atlantic states; and most of the Upper Midwest, except for Iowa and the Dakotas. The states are usually full of the following:
--Ultra-Liberals
--Homos (Faggots and Lesbians)
--Hippies
--Union-Workers
--Feminists
--Punk-Rockers
--Emo-Rocker Teens
--Art Fags
--Environmentalist Wackos
--Staunch Atheists
Illinois isn't actually a Blue State; the only reason that it is claimed as one is because of Chicago, which is incredibly liberal and its city and metropolitan populations make up roughly half of the state's population. Almost all of the rest of the state (86% or so of the total land area, and 52% of the state's population) is predominately Republican and conservative in it's thinking.
by The Midwestrn Soldier February 06, 2005
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