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Consuming excessive amounts of chocolate and watching movies all day despite knowing there is a hell of a lot of work to be done. Bludging can often be in conjunction with relationhip issues, especially for Females - we all know its true.
by Minuit May 10, 2009
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A black eye resulting from a forceful blow job when the penis misses the mouth and hits the eye socket. Both noun and transitive verb.
"Did you see that <em>bludge</em> on that girl Chuck took home from the pub?"
"So I grabbed her ponytail and slammed her head into my dick, but she missed and I <em>bludged</em> her!"
"So I grabbed her ponytail and slammed her head into my dick, but she missed and I <em>bludged</em> her!"
by aleksandre the great March 10, 2010