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Verb. Pronounced "bloobed". Deviated from the word "blueberry". To prematurely ejaculate, although it can be used in other contexts as well.
Person 1: Yo dude, I was making out with your sister last night, and I totally blubed all over her face.
Person 2: You asshole!
Person 1: Dude, chill, at least I didn't blube inside her.
Person 2: You asshole!
Person 1: Dude, chill, at least I didn't blube inside her.
by I'm A Girl March 30, 2013
Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007