Verb. Pronounced "bloobed". Deviated from the word "blueberry". To prematurely ejaculate, although it can be used in other contexts as well.
Person 1: Yo dude, I was making out with your sister last night, and I totally blubed all over her face.
Person 2: You asshole!
Person 1: Dude, chill, at least I didn't blube inside her.
Person 2: You asshole!
Person 1: Dude, chill, at least I didn't blube inside her.
by I'm A Girl March 30, 2013
term used to theorize that the character 2D from the virtual band Gorillaz has blue pubes.
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This theory started with a few edgy 13-15 year olds looking at cartoon porn of said character, and seeing that some artists drew him with blue pubes. Then after jacking off for approximately 4 hours and nutting about twelve times, they proceed to drag their tired bodies to their phones and draw pictures on their instagram stories of 2D with a giant wiggle dick and said blubes. it's that bad.
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This theory started with a few edgy 13-15 year olds looking at cartoon porn of said character, and seeing that some artists drew him with blue pubes. Then after jacking off for approximately 4 hours and nutting about twelve times, they proceed to drag their tired bodies to their phones and draw pictures on their instagram stories of 2D with a giant wiggle dick and said blubes. it's that bad.
by xylo is a satanist January 10, 2018