by Sebastien Benett March 05, 2008
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by the time she got all my cock in her mouth most thoughts had left my head until long after I blew my load. thanks to her blowjob now I have an STD. All that jacking off sucked me into sexual escalation. fuck!
by brazentool February 01, 2012
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Kiersten : Jake likes to caress my hair when I'm giving him a Blowjob!
Kaylee : So
Kiersten : So a man likes to feel relaxed when his dick is sucked on! DUH!
Steve : Yeah I like to fondle Chad's balls when I'm giving him a Blowjob!
Kiersten : So does that make him feel relaxed?
Steve : No not really but it makes him cum a lot and I really like cum!
Kiersten : You are so selfish!
Kaylee : And disgusting! You are so disgusting!
Steve : Oh Kaylee your just jealous cause you don't have a man to give Blowjob's too like me and Kiersten do!
Kaylee : Oh Go Suck Yourself!
Kaylee : So
Kiersten : So a man likes to feel relaxed when his dick is sucked on! DUH!
Steve : Yeah I like to fondle Chad's balls when I'm giving him a Blowjob!
Kiersten : So does that make him feel relaxed?
Steve : No not really but it makes him cum a lot and I really like cum!
Kiersten : You are so selfish!
Kaylee : And disgusting! You are so disgusting!
Steve : Oh Kaylee your just jealous cause you don't have a man to give Blowjob's too like me and Kiersten do!
Kaylee : Oh Go Suck Yourself!
by SlopNChop February 21, 2018
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by Schlopsticks July 30, 2004
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The act of a person (usually a girl) putting a guy's duck in her mouth and twirling her tongue around the head until the guy releases himself. This is usually done for the guy's pleasure or for the girl to have bragging rights.
Jasmine and I were on the couch watching TV, home alone. Suddenly out of nowhere she threw my pants on the ground. I look at her and she had a devilish little smile on her face. She then paused for a second or two and said something that made me happy, horny, and nervous all at the same time.
"Let's have a little fun here, Mitch."
I immediately knew she was giving me a blowjob. She threw my boxers on the ground and threw her mouth on my dick. My toes curled up as she spun her tongue around the head. I pushed myself into the cushions of the couch. My dick was 9 hardened inches long at this point. I felt my head go far into her throat and I moaned with pleasure. She started rubbing my balls making the experience better. After a little bit she started to go even faster which made me go absolutely crazy. I grabbed on to the couch. I was about to burst. Finally, she goes back up to the head again and I blew up. My cum splattered everywhere. She swallows My sweet, warm semen with a smile.
That was the best moment when I was in eighth grade.
"Let's have a little fun here, Mitch."
I immediately knew she was giving me a blowjob. She threw my boxers on the ground and threw her mouth on my dick. My toes curled up as she spun her tongue around the head. I pushed myself into the cushions of the couch. My dick was 9 hardened inches long at this point. I felt my head go far into her throat and I moaned with pleasure. She started rubbing my balls making the experience better. After a little bit she started to go even faster which made me go absolutely crazy. I grabbed on to the couch. I was about to burst. Finally, she goes back up to the head again and I blew up. My cum splattered everywhere. She swallows My sweet, warm semen with a smile.
That was the best moment when I was in eighth grade.
by Jimmy Jack Jam January 02, 2014
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Blowjob. A common misinterpreted word. You see, as most people think the word derives from the act of getting your genitals sucked or blowed, it does not. As with most jobs, it is the final result that counts, and so the actual meaning of the word is decided by the final result, or more precisely the part where you blow your load. So be careful and don't mix the phrase "I want a blowjob" with "I want you to suck my dick", for with the latter the definition would sadly be to get your dick sucked halfway and then left hanging. Not cool.
For more on Blowjob, check out the alternative definitions.
For more on Blowjob, check out the alternative definitions.
Dude: I want you to suck my dick until I cum down your throat!
Heather: You mean a blowjob?
Dude: Yes!
Heather: You mean a blowjob?
Dude: Yes!
by Phillassepher November 22, 2012
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When someone gives a man a blow job, they do it by using their mouth lips and tongue to stimulate the penis until orgasm is achieved.
If orgasm is not achieved, it is "sucking dick" not a blowjob.
If orgasm is not achieved, it is "sucking dick" not a blowjob.
The day she finally gave him a blowjob, and he came in her mouth, he was ecstatic. He forgot about all the times she sucked his dick but he never finished.
by NearlyMad September 18, 2014
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