what you can do when your guy gets all hard b/c you've been making out with him but you don't want to have sex

make sure the doors locked

oh, and if you make him bite his lip hard enough that it bleeds, you should feel very special
I was going to have sex with him, but his parents were home, so I gave him a blowjob instead

a week later, there were still bite marks all over his lip & tounge
by hisbabygirl August 16, 2007
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When a Penis is stimulated with the lips and tongue, and occasionally the throat, until orgasm and ejaculation.

Contrary to the severely heterosexist definitions on this site, it can be preformed by a man as well as a woman(usually better than, if I do say so myself).
by boykooties January 30, 2008
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To treat a penis as a ice block, performed mainly by horny women
Jenny gave Martin the blowjob of his life, and swallowed all the tasty sperm because she was hungry
by Jim March 31, 2003
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This keeps your husband/boyfriend satisfied.
The girl/woman takes the soft/hard penis/dick/cock and puts it in het mouth/cumhole.
While sucking/pulling/licking the man get's excited more and more until he cums/shoots/spray's his white/warm/thick cumming/sperm in the woman's mouth/cumhole.
by Robinio June 06, 2005
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to kiss down your mans chest to the elastic of his boxers..pull them down..start kissing along the length of his dingle whopper.. slowly start teasing the head of his hard cock with your tounge.. slowly start sucking the whole length of him.. with maybe the occasional lick to tease.. start going real fast..massaging his balls with your hands.. when you feel he's about to come stop and blow a rush of cold air around the tip and base of his dingle whopper.. start sucking again and using your tounge, play with his hole on the tip.. and finally of course when he explodes, you gotta swallow.
mate1: what did you and Sally get up to last night?
mate2: she gave me the blowjob of my life!
by ilovecallum:o May 22, 2009
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something that my boyfriend really likes. especially when i let him cum in my throat and swallow.
oh baby, i love it when your horny and wanna give me a blowjob
by kinkyfuckface March 23, 2007
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Just back to what Want_It_Deep said about females rarely ever performing such an action ... about that ... you are wrong I'm afraid. All girls have either thought about doing it but are too scared to just incase they get it wrong, choke and cannot handle his size. Sme girls do it all the time, everyday.
Bad time for an example on what girls give blowjobs =s
by Cranberry pie January 16, 2007
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