When you see a cute girl on tinder or other social media and then you meet her and she's actually twice the size of her selfies.

blowfish one who talks out their ass excessively always spewing nonsense constantly in quite an irritating manner

The act of pressing ones lips against a transparent surface, typically a glass window, to form a seal and then breathing out to expand the cheeks.

Generally the intention is to disgust or taunt anyone that may be on the other side of the window. Although slightly less offensive, the action is performed in much the same manner as to chuck a browneye.

Describes the face a girl makes when you nut in her mouth and it expands her cheeks, making her face resemble that of a blowfish or pufferfish.

When you get a girl to lick your asshole and you fart in her mouth her cheeks puff out like a blowfish.

while fingerbanging a woman, you gradually add fingers until the whole hand is inside. when the woman is about to orgasm, you ball the hand into a fist.

The act of giving oral sex to a woman with a fishy pooter