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A cake which has previously had candles in it which were blown out with no regard for good hygiene or the fact that we're not 8 years old anymore.
I heard there was cake in the conference room but it's Doron's birthday and they put candles in it and he blew all over it and I sure as hell ain't eating his blowcake.
by j$.devops March 23, 2011
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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A small birthday cake purchased in additional to the regular cake. This cake is used to absorb the spittle blown when the celebrant blows out the candles, leaving the actual birthday cake uncontaminated so that all guests may enjoy it.
We had better get a blow cake for Uncle Lester's birthday so that he doesn't ruin everyone's cake like last year.
by The Chicago Kid June 18, 2011
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"My lover gave me blowcakes this morning. He's amazing!"
"Blowcakes?"
"You know, pancakes and oral."
"Oh... What kind of pancakes?"
"Is that really important?"
"It'd make or break it for me."
"Blueberry, then."
"Ok, I approve."
"Blowcakes?"
"You know, pancakes and oral."
"Oh... What kind of pancakes?"
"Is that really important?"
"It'd make or break it for me."
"Blueberry, then."
"Ok, I approve."
by God of cake January 14, 2012