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Dude, this morning I woke up naked on the lightrail with my phone taped to my chest and my wallet taped to my back. I think I went to a blow party last night.
by phishfest8 February 15, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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what you say to convince your girlfriend that she will have a great time when she gives you a blow job
by M. Sanchez April 04, 2006