Urban Dictionary: blorting

blorting

Crying. In Nottinghamshire / Derbyshire .

What are you blorting for ?

by Jesstet April 02, 2016

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The sound a human penis makes as it ejaculates, according to comedian Doug Stanhope.

This is a physical manifestation of my love for you...BLORT!

by Bambooklyn June 14, 2009

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The sound eminated from a live fish flopping on the sand as his eyes pop out when you step on him to put a halt to his flap dancing.

Andrew: "Woah Brendan that's a lot of fish you caught!" Brendan: "Yeah nucka.... Hey, one jumped out of the bucket! Grab him Andrew!" Suddenly: BLORT!!! Andrew and Brendan: "Fuckin' Robert, you didn't have to step on him so hard, you twadge!!

by Big Polla November 06, 2011

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A loud, explosive fart that may require a change of underwear.

OMG, my boss totally blorted during the meeting! I think he left a skid mark!

by coyote420 May 31, 2010

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to blow bubbles into a woman's vagina for her pleasure

Michael was the best blorter around. Women would come from far and wide to experience this sexual wonder.

by Tedward Cruz III September 25, 2018

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blowing bubbles into a woman's vagina

Michael would just keep on blorting until she reached climax. it worked every time.

by Tedward Cruz III September 25, 2018

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verb: To blow bubbles in a viscous fluid.

noun: An adonis of a man.

The Blort dipped his face into honey and blorted to create a myriad of bubbles.

by Fuzbert Athew September 24, 2018

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