An incredibly elaborate sex act requiring precisely three people. Person A takes a very hot shower so his balls are hanging rather low and then scoops his balls up and on top of his boner. He then sticks his boner between his legs and closes his legs so that his balls are up front and his boner is sticking out back.

Person A now waddles backwards and sticks his boner into Person B's ass/cunt (cannot be mouth). Person A does an abbreviated squatting motion so as to fuck Person B, but all the while Person A is keep his legs closed and his balls up front.

Just prior to climax Person A will point to Person C and scream 'Bloody Mary'! It is at this time that Person C, who has been an innocent bystander til this point, takes aim at Person A's awkwardly exposed balls with a paddle or baseball bat.

Only moments before Person A blows his load, Person C will strike Person A in the balls so that upon busting, Person A will blow a bloody cumshot into Person B's ass/cunt. Thus completing the 'Bloody Mary'.

When you go down on a girl on her period and you come up with red mustache and then you make an "ok sign" with your hand and you put it to your eye like a monacle and you speak with an English accent.

While a girl is having her period she knocks her boyfriend out, squats over his forehead, and wipes her bloody vagina juices on him, then shaves his pubes and sprinkles them over his forehead for the bangs. Then she finishes him off by tying a bonnet on his head.abe lincoln

The special gift that a person receives after engaging in cunnilingus during that "special" time of the month.

When a man deflowers a virgin, whilst she is on the first day of her period. Preferably the woman should be a heavy bleeder.

When you give your girl oral and she blows all of her menstrual juice all over you

you have you're girlfriend have a period in a 4 ounce glass of tequila then drink it