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A masturbation technique where you put a blonde wig on your jerking hand so it looks like a blonde is fellating you.
Bro, who was that blonde chick that was blowing you last night?

Dude, that was no chick I was givin myself a blonde date.
by Otto Parts June 06, 2010
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Apr 26 Word of the Day
1. The default beliefs installed when you were a child.

2. An unexamined position you absorbed from your environment growing up.
I grew up in a conservative home so my factory settings lead me to vote Republican.
I grew up in a liberal home so my factory settings lead me to vote Democrat.
by riemannslost0 February 04, 2020
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