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Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship. Leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked his ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.
by MythicalBeast17 November 07, 2017
Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.
Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee.
by Verity M. November 08, 2017
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Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca a the prom, but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road, paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him, because she just couldn't take it any more, he lacked the ability to hase afer her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.
by BOBTHEPOTATOFROG November 18, 2017
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Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom, but we he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road, paid with the self loathing and addiction.
Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked the ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.
Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked the ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.
by ☹sadface☹ November 07, 2017
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Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom, but when he finally went in for the smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee costing him his Tennis scholarship and leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked the ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.
by TheDirtyYoungMan November 07, 2017
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Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom, but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road, paid with the self loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she couldn't take it anymore, he lacked the ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.
by MythicalDefiner November 07, 2017