A very distinctive type of blog on Tumblr.
Summer Bloggers typically post photos of mainstream girls; tanned and blonde. As well as muscly topless boys, 1D, Justin Bieber, skanks, smoking, drinking, fashion and of course, Summer.
Summer Bloggers typically post photos of mainstream girls; tanned and blonde. As well as muscly topless boys, 1D, Justin Bieber, skanks, smoking, drinking, fashion and of course, Summer.
Person 1: "Look at her blog, all it is made of is boys, vans and summer tans. And whatever else is fashionable right now."
Person 2: "She must be a summer blogger."
Person 2: "She must be a summer blogger."
by LisbeththeSalamander;) January 20, 2012
An individual, usually mentally unstable, who spends time coming up with clever terms like "Chimpeach" to attempt to make half-baked political statements. Usually the individual lives off of inheritance while driving around in his truck placing silly signs everywhere. He typically suffers from delusions of grandeur as well as severe narcissism.
Guy: Hey, did you see that sign the Freeway Blogger put up?
Gal: I sure did.
Guy: Did it change your mind about impeaching the President?
Gal: No. It just made me realize there are people with too much time on their hands.
Gal: I sure did.
Guy: Did it change your mind about impeaching the President?
Gal: No. It just made me realize there are people with too much time on their hands.
by Anonymous510 March 4, 2008
A coward in the strongest sense of the word, this feeble minded pantywaist attempts to drum up support for his laughable ideology through the use of unintelligent and silly hand made signs. This mental lightweight scampers around the freeways of California, quickly places his ridiculous signs up, then scurries away so as not to face any criticism. Both his mental capacity and sexuality are in question. He exemplifies what it is to be a giant pussy.
The Freeway Blogger puts up signs in the same way that my dog licks its testicles - normal people are thankful that they have more intelligence than that. He also takes it in the pooper.
by ScarlettP March 20, 2008
Similar to a backseat driver but for Internet blogs instead of cars. They leave annoying comments criticizing how someone else chooses to write their blog or criticizing what they choose to write about in their own blog.
by FataMorganaPseudonym January 17, 2008
A sometimes obsessive contributor to Urban Dictionary whose style is more apropros to an Urban Encyclopedia listing or a private blog posting.
Long, rambling opinions fill the page, or pages, required for the URBAN BLOGGER's "definition" -- (including retorts to every previous post).
Long, rambling opinions fill the page, or pages, required for the URBAN BLOGGER's "definition" -- (including retorts to every previous post).
by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006
A piece of human garbage, this simple minded creep slinks around the freeways of California putting up lame signs that show his ignorance and his arrogance. While some activists may stand by their signs to show their conviction towards their cause, this overweight pussy quickly hangs his signs and then high-tails it out of town. He displays the epitome of cowardice and all characteristics of a mentally handicapped individual. He also smokes pole and takes it up the pooper.
The California freeway blogger spends an inordinate amount of time creating signs and hanging them up. If only he spent a little more time on the treadmill, he might be around a little longer for all of us to keep laughing at him.
by ScarlettPussyman15 March 25, 2008
A coward in the strongest sense of the word, this feeble minded pantywaist attempts to drum up support for his laughable ideology through the use of unintelligent and silly hand made signs. This mental lightweight scampers around the freeways of California, quickly places his ridiculous signs up, then scurries away so as not to face any criticism. Both his mental capacity and sexuality are in question. He exemplifies what it is to be a giant pussy.
The Freeway Blogger puts up signs in the same way that my dog licks its testicles - normal people are thankful that they have more intelligence than that. He also takes it in the pooper.
by ScarlettPussyman1 March 25, 2008