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A Blodøkse is a lastname that origins from the sexy and epic danish vikings. The once that drank milk straight outta the tittytap, and the once that eat hotwings on chickens that have not yet been slaughtered. A blodøkse is a real motherfucking man, mayn! You can't beat em, so you better join em!
Dude 1: I wish my parents would have named me Blodøkse. All the girls from class only dates boys with that name.

Dude 2: Me too, dude.

Dude 1: My life suck!

Dude 2: Mine too, dude.
by Simon - Destroyer of Worlds October 10, 2019
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
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