1) an endangered jelly like creature at the bottom of the sea that is known for it's seemingly sad and depressed facial expression.

2) an individual who resides in an incompetent state of being

3) an individual who comes across as mean, angry, and/or unresponsive

Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel

a fucking amazing creature that was made for me

A jaw dropping stunner of a beautiful beast.

1)A lifeless and motionless piece of floating jelly, usually this creature moves up and down with a jerking movement. This entertaining species can be located in Peterborough, UK, goes by the name of a special someone from the eastern village of Glinton.
2) A fishy period

A female that wears Dad glasses and has a funky nose, much resembling those pairs of novelty joke glasses. That also spreads around two faced lies and is known to catfish.

An ugly fish, so basically what humanity looks like...

Or your closest friend, it doesn't matter, your all ugly.