1. A very very fat cat; the smaller the head the better. Generally unreceptive to hugs, pets, or loving of any kind. Although they appear to be content to simply sit and be rotund, blobcats secretly love affection

2. A student in the field of philosophy who enjoys paradoxes, syntax, rollicking theological debate, and very very fat cats

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.