The definition Blitzed in Urban Slang means One Night Stand. Or a string of quick hot and heavy sexual relations.
So.. you know how I told you about Kimani and I was supposed to be chilling yesterday. Not gonna lie I blitzed bro. Super valid.
by Money Mitch The Rich June 09, 2021
Person 1: Sam posted really embarrassing photo in the group chat. Less then 5 minutes have passed and Chloe has already made a meme about him.
Person 2: Wow, that was fast! That's a real blitz-meme.
Person 2: Wow, that was fast! That's a real blitz-meme.
by Vencl_A January 23, 2021
People are about to start arriving, but I need somebody to make a blitz stop to the supermarket for beer and ice.
by tyankou February 13, 2016
by honeybooboooooboo August 20, 2017
The group of symptoms that cause Blitzcrank mains on League of Legends to use their Q ability to pull anything at any time, whether it's to help create a play that'll benefit the team, or not. Most likely not.
by Liffeh02 March 03, 2017
Blood donation followed by alcohol consumption. With less blood to dilute the alcohol in your system, it becomes easier to feel the effects of alcohol.
You: "My alcohol tolerance is so high, I've got to drink so much to feel anything nowadays."
Friend: "Why don't you go on a blood donor blitz?"
You: "Wowzers, that idea makes me equally excited and fearful for my personal health! I could feel good about giving blood to someone in need while I feel good about getting wasted on like 2 shots."
Friend: "Why don't you go on a blood donor blitz?"
You: "Wowzers, that idea makes me equally excited and fearful for my personal health! I could feel good about giving blood to someone in need while I feel good about getting wasted on like 2 shots."
by PulpFriction September 14, 2021
A sexual move involving 2 males pouring blueberry jam over their bodies and giving each other an anal blitz.
by Kauranax January 15, 2020