Noun: A doe-eyed fool; a pollyanna-ish innocent; an overly-optimistic simpleton. Someone who wants to make the world oh-so-safe for everyone, i.e., if we are very, very careful, nothing bad (or good) will ever happen to anyone.

A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.

A person who has become intoxicated with positive feeling from their religious or spiritual experience and lacks the balance of proper grounding or training.

A non-pragmatic person who promotes ideals like if we all hold hands and sing kumbaya while exerting positive energy vibrations we can make all the bad things in the world go away. They can usually be found attending Burning Man{ or at a yoga retreat in Malibu where all the vortexes are.