(btw i totally met a girl who fell for this)

a really good almost-real-sounding term to use with the intent of throwing off a ditz.

A person who moronically drives down the street or highway with his or her turn signal on, making other drivers think he or she wants to change lanes, when in fact, he or she simply has forgotten to disengage the turn signal from a lane change many minutes or even hours ago.

An imaginary fluid in cars which enables the turn signals to work.

Often heard on the CB between Truckers. If a driver has passed them and left a turn signal on, they will call up and tell them they are running out of "Blinker Fluid"

When a driver rides the line of the lane they want to enter for a few seconds before moving into that lane, regardless if someone is in the way.

A person who is not intelligent

The act of pushing your car's turn signal stick up and down in sync with the actual tempo of your car's turn signal. (Troll effect best achieved in multi-directional turn lanes and middle lanes of highways.)