The Blind Munchies as experienced by a person, usually a senior, who needs but does not have serviceable dentures.
Man, I got such a serious case of The Blind Gummies on my 70th that I hit up the 7-11 for all of its chips.
by The Texian September 05, 2018
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by timmerfee September 21, 2021
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High quality crystal meth. Named for the user's high level of paranoia, leading to him/her peeking out of the curtains in fear of police, his/her family, imaginary friends/foes or the Illuminati coming to get them and haul them off to jail, rehab, hell, Guantanamo bay, or evict them from where they are squatting. See also: Meth Crystal meth Tina PNP Tweaker People of Wal-mart
Tweaker #1 "Man, I am so fuckin' HIGH, Bro. I can't stop sweating. I'm gonna take apart these two perfectly good toasters, and make one shitty toaster that hardly works."
Tweaker #3 "Ohhhhh kayyyy... Sounds like fun. Hey, where's tweaker #2? Is he scoping for the cops with his night vision goggles and police scanner again? He needs to lay off that Venetian Blind Bender..."
Tweaker #3 "Ohhhhh kayyyy... Sounds like fun. Hey, where's tweaker #2? Is he scoping for the cops with his night vision goggles and police scanner again? He needs to lay off that Venetian Blind Bender..."
by PhillipHarass January 03, 2018
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To be absolutely screwed over
"I locked myself out, proper wanked myself blind."
"Craig I'm sorry I slept with your girl friend, boy I wanked you blind."
"Iv been wanked-blind by this parking ticket."
"Craig I'm sorry I slept with your girl friend, boy I wanked you blind."
"Iv been wanked-blind by this parking ticket."
by Ketty Walsh December 11, 2017
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The senator from Detroit try to end its mass poverty Problem by hiring one secretary but it was like Watching Black And White Movies While You're Color-Blind so his actions was little to no effectiveness towards the problem
by EmJayee November 10, 2018
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A Manchester United fan who has extreme statements and belief that United is the best team in the world and that they have the best players, although they are nowhere near being a world class team anymore. United blind people also love living in the past and recall how they won the treble in 1998-1999 when thats irrelevant.
United Blind: Hey Lukaku was on fire this weekend, he’s probobly the best player in the world rn
All other football fans: Shut up United Blind scum
All other football fans: Shut up United Blind scum
by HumbleFootballGuy420 March 08, 2019
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