by olex2 September 17, 2018
Blind is a turn often used to describe the visually impaired yet has a true meaning lost in translation...
A person who needs glasses to see is the purest form of blindness. Nobody understands their pain because they assume the glasses help them see just a little bit clearer when in reality, no matter nearsightedness or farsightedness, the accumulating blur that becomes your vision over the years of letting your eyes use bifocals as a crutch becomes humiliating. The slight wrongness of your sight is like having a popcorn kernel stuck up your a- I mean, in your teeth. And when fate leads you to be unable to fix a slight irritation, either by a scratch on your lenses or the way you look without your glasses on!...that is true blindness.
A person who needs glasses to see is the purest form of blindness. Nobody understands their pain because they assume the glasses help them see just a little bit clearer when in reality, no matter nearsightedness or farsightedness, the accumulating blur that becomes your vision over the years of letting your eyes use bifocals as a crutch becomes humiliating. The slight wrongness of your sight is like having a popcorn kernel stuck up your a- I mean, in your teeth. And when fate leads you to be unable to fix a slight irritation, either by a scratch on your lenses or the way you look without your glasses on!...that is true blindness.
Fabio: "Dude have you seen my glasses? I can't see anything, I'm blind."
Todd: "I thought you were nearsighted...?"
Fabio: "Don't fucking bully me my pain is far greater than any of your peasant mind can handle!"
Todd: "Ok, good point. Your glasses are on your head."
Fabio: *screams of pain*
Todd: "I thought you were nearsighted...?"
Fabio: "Don't fucking bully me my pain is far greater than any of your peasant mind can handle!"
Todd: "Ok, good point. Your glasses are on your head."
Fabio: *screams of pain*
by ecstasiesofnonsense July 10, 2020
by G i L October 14, 2003
A word most often used when you are in love, drunk, or if you can't see. Yet, no cares about that, just drunk people.
by Swago1200 January 15, 2019
by dfunk March 17, 2008
by Weef Dizzo March 30, 2005
Jimmy"hey kim, can I help you re-install windows?"
kim: "you don't know how to install windows! That would be like the blind leading the blind."
kim: "you don't know how to install windows! That would be like the blind leading the blind."
by thenastybutler February 03, 2010