(n.) A crappy Sub chain of stores that are rivaled only by Subaway, and Quizno's.

When you stand up and your dick points straight ahead. Halfway between Limp and a boner. Most commonly found post ejaculation.

when you get a towel then procede to take a dump you then have a girl preform oral sex on you and you take the towel and throw it over the womens head traping the smell in all its nastyness underneath

someone who stuffs a blimpie in their mouth very fast

Placing your foreskin around someone’s nose and plugging their mouth so when they breath through their nose your foreskin inflates

Where an individual uses a thin or Capri Sun like straw then proceeds to insert it into the tip of a man's penis and then blows with tremendous force to inflate the penis like a balloon animal

New Jersey trash talk for a person with a small brain