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Used at the end of a sentence when you realise that the person you're explaining something to just isn't going to understand.
"An elastic scattering process with incoming particles which displace the out going particles with the combined forces... arrh blerk"
by Fuzzy April 10, 2005
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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To vomit quickly, and oftentimes secretly, to avoid disclosing the fact that one needed to throw up.

This can be done for a number of reasons:

1. To hide the fact that one is sick
2. To hide the fact that one has had too much to drink at a party
3. To hide the fact that one is throwing up down the back of a friend or enemy's shirt
What is that smell? Awww...! I wonder who blerked on me...
by Mr. Nauti June 18, 2010
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I don't think I'll be able to go out tonight..I have a bad case of the blerk.
by bambamthankyamaam April 05, 2015
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A word made up by atease member Ash. It means "to fart with great force".
by Ash May 29, 2003
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