When the spoon used to push the ingredients down to the blade hits said blade a full speed, the resulting spray of blended material is similar to ejaculation, hitting everything from eyelids to counter top, even reaching the ceiling like the most potent cumming of a porn star (or a a should-be porn star)

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.