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1. Person A - My professor gave us an "optional" reading assignment last night, and it turned out to be 600 pages.
Person B - BLAZZ!
2. The salmonella flew through the air, and landed with a gentle BLAZZ!
Person B - BLAZZ!
2. The salmonella flew through the air, and landed with a gentle BLAZZ!
by tobias2008 April 02, 2009
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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A general interjection used when a particular event is so shocking, gross, or unexpected, one forgets more typical exclamations. Often used as a substitute for "zing!"
1: Yeah, I was out partying until like, 6 AM in the morning.
2: As opposed to...some other 6 AM?
3: BLAZZ!
2: As opposed to...some other 6 AM?
3: BLAZZ!
by ap2011 November 12, 2008
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Its every teenagers dream to blazz their favorite celebrity
Dude we blazzed their team so hard, they wont be able to walk again!
Dude we blazzed their team so hard, they wont be able to walk again!
by TheBlazzer August 11, 2015
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Brian's music is hard to define. One minute it sounds like Jazz. The next minute, it has a strong Blues flavor. I'll just call it Blazz.
by Shudoku May 04, 2019