v. process of excessive masturbating

v. to masturbate in such a way that your leavings shoot out at excessive velocity (usually only men can masturbate but sometimes a talented female can do it to)

Creative and unrelenting blastbeats in metal music, usually found in grindcore or brutal death metal.

Masturbating to porn at full volume while your wife and children are out of the house for an extended period.

Masturbating to porn at full volume while your wife and children are out of the house for an extended period.

Noun: An effect occurring after such extensive periods of masturbation. The effect will either be that of: lack of semen or "cum"; or no semen at all.