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When you jack off two guys over your shoulder, aiming their jizz at your partner. Yelling "You do not have enough badges to train me!"
The party was lame until they guys started blastoising.
by PokeRage September 14, 2013
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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After sex as you cum on your partners face you also shit on their chest while yelling “You don’t have enough Badges to train me!!”
Joel was blastoising her that hard she almost drowned and there was shit from her chin to her knees”
by Rocket82 April 07, 2019
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When you are fucking someone and nut on their face, you pull out a 5 gallon bucket of water and dump it on them.
I was fucking this chick and right when I nutted on her face I Started Blastoising all over her.
by MajinMikey March 05, 2016
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When you set fire to the pubic hair around the female genitilia and then extinguish the fire using only cum.
We tried blastoising and half of her vagina is burnt off.
by MisterF15ter April 04, 2018
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Blastoising is when a person hangs their dick over their shoulder and blasts the other person with their spunk
I heard Jenny and Keith were blastoising yesterday
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