by Bull111117 December 19, 2016
"yo what you want to do tonight?"
"I kinda want to do a BLASTOISE"
"Oh so you wanna get that slippery, say no more"
"I kinda want to do a BLASTOISE"
"Oh so you wanna get that slippery, say no more"
by Stanky the Herbivore YT September 05, 2016
When you jack off two guys over your shoulder, aiming their jizz at your partner. Yelling "You do not have enough badges to train me!"
by PokeRage September 14, 2013
to consume alcohol to the point where all motor functions have atrophied, to the point where you're completely blacked out, to the point where you're shooting hydro pump... out of your mouth.
man, did you see that kid frat hopping last night? he must have been absolutely blastoised by the time he hit his 8th frat house.
by jamesthebig wang October 16, 2006
An awesome Water type pokemon quipped with dual pumps. Its hydrop pump is capable of piercing steel. Also has a hard shell.
by I_Destroy_all September 05, 2010
One of the great water pokémon, fully equipted with a duel hydro pump. He must have a HUUUGE BLUE COCK!
by longis. November 29, 2004
A form of sexual intercourse, when you put two water gun into a woman's vagina and anus and blasting her.
Note: water guns can be replaced with male penis's
Note: water guns can be replaced with male penis's
by berry-chaan September 09, 2010