Urban Dictionary: blastered

blastered

Completely wasted on liquor and good bud...

After we smoked that fat blunt of purp Ted drank all the Henny and was way blastered...

by Only The Chronic June 03, 2008

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blastered

To aggressively post information about someone that might have a negative connotation.

Jesse James and his affair with Tattoo queen were blastered all over the web.

by blueridgephd March 19, 2010

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blaster

Any gun or firearm

When I was assaulted, I was so grateful to have my blaster on me!

by Starchylde April 19, 2016

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Blaster

1. Any top of the line Synthetic cannabis still legal in 2011. Formally referred to as Spice or K2 during the first generations of synthetic cannabis, or the "Herbal Incense" period and later referred to as "Botanical Potpourri” after the DEA nationwide ban of December 2010.

2. Any strong, dank, fire Botanical Potpourri that fucking kicks everything else’s dick and also remained legal for 2011.

“Yo baby-dick, put that bunk ass shit Mr. Nice Guy away, this big dick playa has some blaster we can puff on.”

“Holy Shit! I hit that blaster last night with Miley and felt like I was riding unicorns through the clouds with Patrick Swayze!”

by 420Anonymous December 16, 2010

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Blaster

a big line of cocaine

yo lets go do a big blaster

by Anonymous September 24, 2003

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blaster

an extremely loud fart.

forced gas that secretes from the rectum with sound-wall breaking properties.

wow, did you hear that blaster that someone just let out??!

by sparklfairy January 21, 2011

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