by eda-skip October 06, 2021
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Semen Blaster (n.)
1: The male counterpart to a cum dumpster
2: One who blasts semen into a cum dumpster
3: A stallion of a man that conquers many women, cum dumpsters or otherwise
Note: "Semen Blaster" may be used with a positive or negative connotation.
1: The male counterpart to a cum dumpster
2: One who blasts semen into a cum dumpster
3: A stallion of a man that conquers many women, cum dumpsters or otherwise
Note: "Semen Blaster" may be used with a positive or negative connotation.
1 (Positive Context):
Tom: I heard Michael Phelps pounded like, thirty gymnasts in the Olympic village.
Barry: That's awesome! Phelps is a semen blaster.
2 (Negative Context):
Tom: Hey Barry, did Felix pound that cum dumpster Tanya last night?
Barry: Yeah, Felix porked her. He's a real semen blaster.
Tom: I heard Michael Phelps pounded like, thirty gymnasts in the Olympic village.
Barry: That's awesome! Phelps is a semen blaster.
2 (Negative Context):
Tom: Hey Barry, did Felix pound that cum dumpster Tanya last night?
Barry: Yeah, Felix porked her. He's a real semen blaster.
by Jake Dikshit August 12, 2012
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by yankeelover00 December 28, 2010
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A gentleman who has the tendency to hook up with significantly larger women. This is a less extreme form of a chubby chaser.
"Dude, Paul is such a fat blaster! This is the second weekend in a row he has gone home with a cow!"
by Sparkles90 February 02, 2012
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The act of wrapping sandpaper around the penis (rough side out of course) before engaging in anal intercourse with someone who REALLY needs put in their place. Only to be performed when lube-free anal just isn't quite enough punishment for the dirty receiver.
"That bitch is supposed to be my girlfriend, but I caught her fucking three of my friends!"
"Give her a Sand Blaster...that oughta teach her a lesson"
"Give her a Sand Blaster...that oughta teach her a lesson"
by LubeCrew236 August 15, 2011
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"If you could have any name, what would it be?"
"Dion Blaster."
"WTF."
"Dude trust me, he's hella fast."
"Dion Blaster."
"WTF."
"Dude trust me, he's hella fast."
by Ricky Winterborn June 09, 2009
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