A HUGE fart that is so powerful, it hurts as soon as it leaves the cheeks. It also smells worse then regular farts because these ones usually leave squirts in the back of undies or boxers
John just let an ass blaster that cleared the whole room
by red April 16, 2005
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A "Nigger Blaster" is a shotgun or hand gun that is tucked away inside your car or house, that is easily accessible in the event a nigger or group niggers attempts to steal your stuff or rape or kill you.
Joe: Wow... are you okay after the robbery?

Max: Yup! .... look in the front lawn, I got both of them with my trusty "Nigger Blaster"
by Get real, Ya All!!! September 09, 2008
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A shot in mini-golf where you attempt to strike your opponent's ball rather than aim at the hole. The purpose of the shot is to place your opponent in a difficult position while still giving yourself a makeable shot.
Adam: Nicole, you're such a cock blaster!
Nicole: Loooooves it!
by Adam Alek. April 30, 2007
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You take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, fold it in a pizza, you've got cheesy blasters!

And then all the kids would say: "Thanks, Meat Cat!", and then he flies away on his, his skateboard.
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You've got Cheesy Blasters!
by spicy banana. January 18, 2010
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An extremely wet and explosive shit that sprays all over the toilet bowl.
Dude! I just ate some tacos last night and I'm feeling a mean flutter blaster coming on!
by Space Man Johnson June 15, 2011
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