Urban Dictionary: blaster

When I was assaulted, I was so grateful to have my blaster on me!

by Starchylde April 19, 2016

an extremely loud fart.

forced gas that secretes from the rectum with sound-wall breaking properties.

wow, did you hear that blaster that someone just let out??!

by sparklfairy January 21, 2011

A male orgasm so powerful that anyone in its range will be killed. The power is not unlike that of a shotgun

Dolphin: i had a real blaster last night, the pool attendent is still floating around somewhere

by thisisbatcountry March 08, 2005

A shot of Jaeger dropped in a half glass of Red Bull.
Synonym for Jaegerbomb.

Z ran his bartab up to 200 bones on Monday night by ordering 35 blasters.

by bstone September 30, 2005

n. Offensive Slang
A derogatory term for a homosexual man. A dookie-blaster.
Anyone man who pounds ass.

Guy1: Man are you goin' to club shizznit on Friday?
Guy2: Hell naw playa, it's a gay club Friday. Nothin' but blasters up in that piece.

by 10101011 June 25, 2004

The guy in a gay relationship who plays the male role.

Jerdatty is Revenant's blaster.

by Reputable Source April 25, 2005

n. an area of extreme, concentrated irritation or pain located on the keister; a portmanteau of the words "ass" and "blister."

Dude, would you slow down going over those speedbumps? I've got a killer blaster and you aren't helping.

by Schusta December 14, 2009