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blasted

when you totally stoned out of your mind.

i was blasted last night dawg.

by rotten ralph July 27, 2004

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dirtpilled

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

by ecogoth December 30, 2020

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blasted

intensely drunk or stoned

I don't remember shit...damn I was blasted last night

by SavageBitch May 03, 2003

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blasted

so high you dont kno were you are or what your doing.

i got so blasted last night i dont know what i did

by tank February 27, 2005

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Blasted

When you smoke marijuana to the point you feel you were on the recieving end of a cyclops optic blast, or in special instances the recieving end of Han Solo's blaster. AKA getting fucking blasted.

Damn dude im fucking BLASTED.

Yo you wanna get Han Solo blasted tonight?

Dude you wanna confront cyclops and get fucking blasted??

by Joma Green January 02, 2011

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Blasted

Covered with tattoos

'My friend is so blasted, he looks like lil Wayne.'

by Rock3t September 17, 2008

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blasted

really really high

We smoked so much weed that we got blasted!

by Shell October 09, 2002

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