Urban Dictionary: blasted off

To have taken a very large dump; as if one had actually lifted off the toilet seat while taking a massive shit.

"I really had to poop. Blasted off big time..."

by yes juanito yes August 08, 2014

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Taking a hit of DMT (Dimethyltryptamine), as this will be your rocket ship to the moon!

It's been a long night, time to blast off and watch the sunrise.

by pocketfrog April 15, 2011

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to just not think and space out for a hot sec

Kate didn’t respond when i called her name, I bet she’s blasting off again.

by funtimesarefun March 12, 2019

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The act of smoking marijuana while you are tripping on acid.

(guy) Yo you want to smoke a blunt?

(guy2) Nah man im trippin balls

(guy1) I know but i wanna blast off!

by Lucidreamer February 16, 2011

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The act of cumming on a woman.

I had a hard blast off in her face after that mic check!

by Duke February 24, 2004

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Do to coke / get high.

Do you wanna blast off this weekend?

by Thomas V May 02, 2006

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Having to take a mighty shit in someone else's toilet in there house, and hoping they don't smell it before you leave.

"After that cup of coffee, I need to blast off in Danya's shitter!"

by Webster March 31, 2003

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