a large, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart

(a combination of "big loud fart". Also derived from the slang term, "shart")

When a female is on her period, and she farts. A gush of blood comes out of the vagina, causing a tsunami.

1. an anticipated flatus (fart) expelled through the anus, but resulting in a large expulsion of feces.

2. a big, lurid, shart.

The sound issued by bovines

A blart is five pounds of excrement, in a three pound jar.

Large hairy animal. This beast makes up for its below-average intelligence with an above average size. Experts disagree about whether the size is due to muscle or fat.

any kind of security guard or rent-a-cop