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1. Onomatopoeia. A spoken exchange experienced during a sexual climax.
2. The description of a male orgasm, used to defame women.
2. The description of a male orgasm, used to defame women.
1. I'm gonna blaaaaarrrrrrrrt!
2. Steven blarted on Lisa's face as they watched "Paul Blart: Mall Cop."
2. Steven blarted on Lisa's face as they watched "Paul Blart: Mall Cop."
by adamKENNY311 December 07, 2009
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"Shena was having a heavy period. Only sex would make it all better. Jeff wanted to fuck her doggy style. This made Shena BLART. Jeff laughed as the blart vibrated his penis and spritzed blood against his abdomen.
by Bizzy C January 09, 2009
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The combination of "blotch" and "fart" that was given to the occurance when one would expell a blast of moist gas from their anus making a blotch in their undergarment.
As Patti was making salads at Pizza Hut, she blarted and ended up getting a damp spot in her panties and requested that she go home early to refreshen up.
by Aeryck July 05, 2005
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After a big chili dinner, I was kept up all night by my lover's gunshot blarts and my bedroom now smells like beans.
by KVC-KillMePlease July 10, 2008