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Blue arms, particularly on Sonic the Hedgehog.
SONIC DOES NOT HAVE BLARMS!!!
by Falchion315 February 23, 2020
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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black lady armpits. used for a person who may/may not be black but has the characteristics of a fat black ladies armpits
Tracey has blarms, she can go suck on a yodel.
by XjimmyX April 30, 2005
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A Blarmer is a term to describe a chemical or nicotine vaporizer. It can also be used to define the action of inhaling one of these wonderful objects.
Cody, come hit this blarm, I'm so buzzed bruh

Someone, please get me a blarmer.
by Poopoo monkey sex February 25, 2020
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