An item of food that is metephorically eaten on the internet and in chat rooms as a cure for bordom.
girl (00.21am) - k I'm going to bed, goodbye
guy (00.21am)- bye
girl has left
guy (00.40am)- can I has blarg waffles?
by Lew_as50 June 21, 2009
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Used as an insult against a fat hobo.
Dude 1: That is the ghettoest town ever.
Dude 2: There were so many blargs.
Dude 3: Yo.
by Comutest April 26, 2009
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One of the worst (quality-wise) insults known to man. Catchy, though.
"Blarg you, sir," declared the pickle with a raising of his finger.
by Mr. Feesh October 14, 2005
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Blarg Rock: Refers to an old Bloom County cartoon with "Billy and the Boingers" rock band watching Ozzy on stage. To quote Ozzy in Bloom County, "Bleeep, Blaaag, Bloop, Blaaarg!! Take it Benny!!! (Ozzy then thinks, "Hang in the Oz. There's a nice spot of hot tea waiting back at the Holiday Inn.)"

Adapted defintion, Blarg Rock: Screeeeching guitar, belching crude vocals, unncessary volume. (Think Pearl Jam strangling cats with L7, on a bad day, through blown speakers.)
Dood, I just got the new "Screech monkeyhead douchebags" album! They use a busted-up powerdrill for a guitar on every track!

Wha? That stuff is just crap Blarg Rock.
by BlueDevilBill April 03, 2009
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the sound made by people who try to talk when they are oiss-ass drunk
at the paRTY, KELLY was trying to talk to me. but all i heard was 'BLARG, BLARG, BLARG' SOI TOOK HER HOME AND FUCKED HER TITS OFF
by Little Gords July 24, 2006
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A saying that is genarally used to annoy groups of people that you don't like.
"Go away loser!"
"Yeah, we don't want you here!"
"O BLARG!"
"SHUT UP!!!!"
by Brandon Werner May 01, 2006
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"Dude, I feel so blarg right now"

"OMG, I can't believe he did that to me! I feel soo blarg!"
by Michael Fried July 10, 2008
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