by spencer February 01, 2003
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to strike or slap the victim's face with the shaft of an erect penis. Can often cause severe damage to the shaft but most find the act worth it as the "blapsee" is officially your biatch from that point forward.
"I'm at the hospital"
"oh you poor thing what happened?"
"I blapsed a guy at school and he had a nose ring, so they had to amputate to prevent infection"
"o__O ..."
"oh you poor thing what happened?"
"I blapsed a guy at school and he had a nose ring, so they had to amputate to prevent infection"
"o__O ..."
by Arran2 July 07, 2006
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to sweep ones flat hand across a unsuspecting victim's face, palm to face, as if to close their eyes.
an attack used in schools, usually in provocation or in flirting.
an attack used in schools, usually in provocation or in flirting.
by David Wilkinson December 24, 2003
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Girl 1 to Girl 2: did you blapse hi last night?
Girl 2 to girl 1: yeah i did, it was great think i'll see him soon.
Girl 1 to girl 2: so you'll call him?
Girl 2 to Girl 1: eeer, yeah but he'll call me first...obviously!
Girl 2 to girl 1: yeah i did, it was great think i'll see him soon.
Girl 1 to girl 2: so you'll call him?
Girl 2 to Girl 1: eeer, yeah but he'll call me first...obviously!
by Jack ALexander July 07, 2003
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