You people are fucking retarded! A blanket is a Sheet, or 100 hits, of LSD.
This is why no child left behind doesn't work: No one actually knows what the fuck a Blanket really is. smh.
by T.Scriber001 November 13, 2011
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The word you use when what you mean to say is jizz, but that would be awkward.
I jumped on a mattress covered in...blankets.
by RumblingCactus1 August 16, 2010
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That comfy soft thing you have to take off in the morning
Just 5 more minutes in my comfy blanket!
by Vormix May 11, 2018
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Something that keeps you warm when you go to sleep or take a nap
Child: I'm going to sleep mum.
Mother: Okay don't forget to use a blanket it;s really cold today.
Child: I'm already in a blanket.
by Snow/Ruby May 26, 2021
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Blanketed are people who think that the world owes them something and/or act like whiny little prats who fear that nobody loves them. Acting "blanketed" they project their "nobody loves me" fear and block themselves from other people and the world.

This block postpones other people to reach to a "blanketed" people because frankly, we don't give a damn about losers.
- The guy barely talked with me tinkering with an iphone all the time!

- Yeah, what a blanketed douche...
by IVorius Aprenicum December 27, 2018
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THE FEMALE THAT COMFORTS A MAN IN HIS TRANSFORMATION.. FROM HIS PREVIOUS WOMAN TOO THE NEXT... OR BACK INTO HIS PREVIOUS WOMANS ARMS ...
BLANKET :
YOU LEFT ASHLEY BRO ?
YEA BUT I GOT THIS BLANKET NAMED JESSICA .
BLANKET ?
YEA FEMALE TO COVER UP THE LAST TELL I FIND THE NEXT !
AHH BLANKET RIGHT! LOL ...
by ASHLEY TRAVOLTA March 28, 2010
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