Urban Dictionary: blanket fuck

blanket fuck

Covering someone in a blanket (preferably one with dick-sized holes) and then proceeding to fornicate with them through the blanket. waaaahoooo.

BillyBang: Yo, girl! Let's blanket fuck!

Judy: COOCOONANNY!!!!

by ryan fearon February 29, 2008

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blanket fucking

Blanket fucking is were you find a hole in your blanket and stick your dick on it

Adam watched his friend blanket fucking for 2 hours.

by Micnuggets November 27, 2015

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Fuck Blanket

A blanket or cloth, used to wipe off the sweat and bodily fluids off of 2 or more people after sex.

Hey Brad! Dont use that towel to dry your hair man! That is mine and your sisters fuck blanket!

When me and Brad tag-teamed your mom, we greased her up so bad she needed a fuck blanket afterwards.

by LiquidHat March 27, 2010

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Fuck Blanket

Someone you settle for so that you are warm and sexually satisfied throughout the winter months.

I need someone I don't have to worry about to be my fuck blanket this January.

by Lemon Pippin November 29, 2011

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fuck blanket

woman who is solely there for sexual gratification

Jonathon shagged his "Fuck Blanket" tonight, the asian biatch!

by Jonny Bellman March 08, 2008

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