the phenomenon of getting imprinted lines on your face from sleeping on bunched up blankets, pillows, or other textured surfaces; often accompanied by bed head
You could tell he literally just rolled out of bed before class because he was sporting some serious blanket face and eye boogers
by creaternity August 10, 2006
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A fleece blanket with a breathing hole that you don't really need and can make one yourself with scissors.
What's the stupidest and most useless invention ever? - A Face Blanket
by Ryan197694 March 07, 2015
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"Hey it's getting cold out"
"I know, it's so cold I think it might be time to grow a face blanket."
by MHSL January 26, 2013
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the act of covering someone's face with so much semen that it resembles a blanket of yogurt
"Hey Tommy what did you do last night?"

"well I hooked up with this girl from the internet. She looked kinda busted but she gobbled my man thermos then I gave her the white yogurt face blanket."
by billy trinkets June 11, 2004
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