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A sandwich that has little to no flavor, a sandwich that looks better on the menu than it actually is.
Billiam: "Hey bro, have you had the steak & cheese sandwich from Subway?"

Thackeray: "Why no I haven't, Billiam! I prefer eating good food instead of blandwiches."
by GoldTeefPimp July 17, 2013
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Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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A bland sandwich, lacking flavour - tastes like dinner at an amish family.
Can be improved with Branston Pickle.
MUM I wanted a sandwich not a blandwich!
Put some mustard on that!
by The G Man September 10, 2004
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