A caucasion male individual practicing the Menonite religion, who routinely partcipates in anal sex with young, male sheep (and possibly sheperds).

This is when you are promised a blow job and it starts out looking like one but it quickly turns into a very unenthusiastic hand job.

A dual-action blow job, hand job combination. Also known as 'a good blowjob'.

a swamp donkey with an ugly girlfriend called kirsty and a hot sister

a swamp donkey who is a dead shit

Masturbation using your mouth.

When a girl puts lettuce on your dick and then performs a blandy, good ones often contain some kind of salad dressing.