noun; meaning a highly offensive and mildly retarded person of uncertain ethnicity.
Did you see that smelly hobo walk by? What a blanchette!
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Two time oscar winner with a big dick energy.

One of the greatest actress of our generation.
"who's your fave actress?"

"oh it's cate blanchett"
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The bestest human to ever exist but thinks shes worse than everyone for no apparent reason even tho shes perfect and is typically best friends with Grant Pattison
Emjay Blanchette loves Tim Hortons too much
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Cate Blanchett, the 2 time Oscar winner and the milf you somehow fell inlove with while watching Ocean's 8 or Thor Ragnarok and now you can't seem to stop watching all the movies that has her in it and have internal gay panics when you see a hint of her in any the movie.
"Have you watched the new movie with Cate Blanchett in it?, she looks so beautiful oh my god I cant even ewubfiaushfbwjonokdnwaamsxxcklmejoihqa0huofessojes"
"no.... but are you ok?"
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To urinate in your pants/underwear/dress etc.
To pee your pants.
To let the yellow stream loose onto your own clothes.
If Adriana Barraza wins the Best Supporting Actress Oscar for her performance in Babel, I will Cate Blanchett.

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Tom totally Cate Blanchetted when Stacey caught him cheating.
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When one lumberjack hugs another from behind while eating chips and not wearing pants.
After cutting down a tree the King gave James a meatnormous gay blanchette.
by Karla Frobe October 07, 2005
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a community for people who worship cate blanchett with all of their hearts.

first, they sell their souls to cate and then it's a lifelong commitment.

people call it addiction but really, it's just religion.
"what's your fandom called?"
"we're called the CHURCH OF BLANCHETT"
by stanblanchett June 04, 2021
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