May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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This person is amazing, don't forget that. Their the kind of person to not forget if you hurt them. So don't. They're the perfect date to homecoming, because they DEFFINETLY like to dance. If you befriend them, don't fuck it up. Maybe one day you can go put with them on a date. You will never forget them!
by GuessWhoItsRosie September 27, 2018
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Yo let's hit up this party down the street, we have 4 beers and a wine cooler grab that backpack lets Blakley that shit.
by Osbcmf January 27, 2012