Just another corrupt governor from Illinois, which thinks that most people from Illinois are just stupid *!@#&*!@ idiots that keep on !@#*!@#!@#ing electing him.

A vain governor, known to erect signs of "Rod Blagojevich, governor" over the Illinois Tollway system. Was inspired by his German Shepherd dog which urinated on the neighbor's trees, thus marking its territory.

Blago's hairdo usually covers his "to-do" list. Most of his corrupt evidence, including the desire to force children from some Children's Hospital to pay to play so they can get their life-saving heart transplant. But according to Blagojevich, those little !*&@#&($#% should suffer if they don't pay him.

The very same governor put signs over patches of weeds in honor of his, gawd-all-mighty spoiled as hell, soccer mom bitch, Patti Blagojevich.


Not to be confused with Weird Al Yancovich which has more character and a better hairdo.

A sexual position in which the male gets behind the female, puts his hands on her hips, and then attempts to sell the Illinois Senate Seat to the highest bidder.

A particularly crooked and/or incredibly stupid politician.

When you try to sell something you were not suppose to. Than going against all advice of admitting you did.

n. the tufts of hair that protrude from the side or top of a woman's bikini bottom or panties to the degree that's as obscene as the beaver pelt worn on the head of the former Illinois governor. Can be shortened in some circumstances to "blago".