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An expandable pee container in the lower abdomen made to contain drops of urine until a nerve response says it is time to piss the accumulation and not too many hours until you will be desperate and can't hold any more or can't pee at all and are in pain because your bladder is bashful. The sack's normal hold is about 500 mg (1 pint). Upper levels vary all the way from 750 mg to 2000 mg. So some lucky people get to pee only once a day and the rest of us 4 or 5 times a day.
The question is who has the largest bladder, men or women, gay or straight?
by Clean Fil February 18, 2005
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May 22 Word of the Day
A moment that is generally agreed to have had a significant influence on pop culture and everyday life. While the term was coined by Rose McGowan in context of the #MeToo movement, and is mostly associated with the K-pop community, the phenomenon is universal and a basic component of how culture works.

Real world events such as social/political movements, the election of a new U.S. President, major catastrophes and disasters, as well as entertainment such as movies, music and TV, can all function as cultural resets. Notable cultural resets in relatively recent memory include:

* The Beatles appearing on the Ed Sullivan show in 1964
* The Watergate scandal of 1974
* The release of Nevermind by Nirvana in 1991
* The September 11, 2001 attacks
* The election and inauguration of Barack Obama in 2009
* The COVID-19 pandemic
"The Nineties politically started with the fall of the Berlin Wall on November 9, 1989 and the Soviet Union dissolving on December 26, 1991, and ended with both the 2000 Presidential election which saw the victory of George W. Bush and the terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001 which left people so stupefied that it functioned as something of a cultural reset button." - TV Tropes' article on the 1990s
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Your need to do the deed, A.K.A pee.
I just saw a drunk Mike pee behind a bush, I guess the alcohol drove his bladder crazy.
by AwesomeSauceGeek October 22, 2016
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idiot: my bladder burst!!!!!!!
random guy: have you ever heard of taking a piss?
by master_of_all_pervz March 21, 2007
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fucking retarded part of ur body that thinks three am is a good time to take a piss.
bladder: ay sup g
me: wtf bruh it's 3 am
bladder: too bad
by peterpumpkinyeeter August 19, 2020
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The lowest form of male that inhabits the earth. Doesn't know the difference between a great woman and a horses arse. Lives for golf and is probably a closet gay.
The bastard dumped you... what a bladders!
by Evil Angel December 09, 2004
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